Funny would you rather questions

50 questions. Silly, harmless choices that get a group laughing in seconds.

1. Would you rather have every yawn sound like a trumpet or every laugh sound like a squeaky toy?
2. Would you rather speak only in rhymes for a week or sing everything you say for a day?
3. Would you rather have a theme song play whenever you enter a room or a laugh track after everything you say?
4. Would you rather wear a dinosaur costume to the grocery store or a superhero cape to the dentist?
5. Would you rather have your phone autocorrect every word to "banana" or have your keyboard stuck in all capital letters?
6. Would you rather be followed everywhere by a tiny marching band or by a spotlight that never switches off?
7. Would you rather only be able to whisper or only be able to shout for an entire day?
8. Would you rather share your home with a very chatty goat or a hamster that sighs at every decision you make?
9. Would you rather skip everywhere you go or walk backward everywhere for a whole month?
10. Would you rather sound like a cartoon chipmunk or a booming game show host for the rest of the week?
11. Would you rather have every chair you sit on play a drumroll or every door you open play a fanfare?
12. Would you rather understand squirrels and learn they gossip nonstop or understand cats and learn they only complain?
13. Would you rather wear pajamas to every fancy dinner or a full tuxedo to every picnic?
14. Would you rather have a shadow that dances on its own or a reflection that winks back at you?
15. Would you rather replace all your shoes with roller skates or all your chairs with bouncy exercise balls?
16. Would you rather type with oven mitts on for a day or use a phone with a tiny two-inch screen for a month?
17. Would you rather own a rubber duck that quacks your name every hour or a clock that cheers whenever you finish a chore?
18. Would you rather be the world's best yodeler or the world's fastest crab walker?
19. Would you rather live in a house where the stairs are a slide or the hallways are moving walkways?
20. Would you rather hop on one foot whenever you hear your name or spin in a circle whenever a phone rings?
21. Would you rather only communicate through interpretive dance or through charades for a whole afternoon?
22. Would you rather have a toaster that tells bad jokes or a microwave that sings opera when your food is ready?
23. Would you rather have every photo of you come out blurry or every video of you play in slow motion?
24. Would you rather have pockets that always hold one random sock or shoes that always hold a single jelly bean?
25. Would you rather be followed by a flock of very friendly geese or by one very slow, very determined tortoise?
26. Would you rather sneeze confetti or hiccup soap bubbles?
27. Would you rather have every song you hear get stuck in your head or never remember the words to any song?
28. Would you rather have footsteps that sound like tap shoes or a voice that echoes in every room?
29. Would you rather be famous for an embarrassing dance video or be secretly amazing at dancing with no one ever knowing?
30. Would you rather swap houses with a cartoon character for a week or swap jobs with a circus performer for a day?
31. Would you rather have a llama as your personal assistant or a raccoon as your personal chef?
32. Would you rather end every sentence with "or whatever" or start every sentence with "Breaking news"?
33. Would you rather forget how to whistle or forget how to snap your fingers?
34. Would you rather have a doorbell that plays a random movie quote or a fridge that applauds every time you open it?
35. Would you rather commute on a giant snail or on a camel that stops to chat with everyone it passes?
36. Would you rather have googly eyes stuck on everything you own or have everything you own painted bright orange?
37. Would you rather talk like a pirate every Monday or like a royal butler every Friday?
38. Would you rather clap uncontrollably whenever you're happy or hum loudly whenever you're nervous?
39. Would you rather have a pet dinosaur the size of a cat or a pet cat the size of a dinosaur?
40. Would you rather have a car horn that plays a kazoo solo or a ringtone of a rooster crowing at full volume?
41. Would you rather be stuck in an elevator with a mime or with someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?
42. Would you rather say "Ta-da!" after every task you finish or take a bow every time someone thanks you?
43. Would you rather have your life narrated by a sports commentator or by a nature documentary host?
44. Would you rather wear socks on your hands for a day or mittens on your feet for a week?
45. Would you rather have every pen you pick up run out of ink or every zipper you touch get stuck?
46. Would you rather call your teacher "Mom" by accident once a week or wave at someone who wasn't waving at you once a day?
47. Would you rather own a hat that announces the weather out loud or an umbrella that gives you pep talks?
48. Would you rather have everything you draw turn out as stick figures or everything you write come out in crayon?
49. Would you rather have a soundtrack only you can hear or see subtitles whenever other people talk?
50. Would you rather ride a unicycle to every party or arrive at every party on a pogo stick?